🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀…

People who aren’t 40 have no idea. And people who are - were crying tears of laughter and pain. 😂

My mom used to say “getting old isn’t for pussies”

That neck one just happened to me and I’m not even 40

I keep “Two Old Goats” lotion for this reason. Working in healthcare for >20 years makes everything either pop, crackle, or sound like door hinges. 😂😂🤣🤣

Ah.. the body betrayal. Like we aren’t even the ones operating these meat suits. Ridiculous. I’ve been in charge 44 years, now is not the time for mutiny.

Maaaaaan, the ankle twist is me every other week. 😩

Wait ‘til you’re 50.😂

Knowing the song is by Black Box after a few seconds is just as much a confession 🤣🤣

FACTS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

The choking on the water man lol