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Josh Bickford ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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People who arenโ€™t 40 have no idea. And people who are - were crying tears of laughter and pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‰Mortal_Kombat_Addict | Fatalities Daily ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐Ÿ‰Mortal_Kombat_Addict | Fatalities Daily1 ๅนดๅ‰

My mom used to say โ€œgetting old isnโ€™t for pussiesโ€

0xtopfloor ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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That neck one just happened to me and Iโ€™m not even 40

The Prototype ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I keep โ€œTwo Old Goatsโ€ lotion for this reason. Working in healthcare for >20 years makes everything either pop, crackle, or sound like door hinges. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Er-Bear aka *~Sailor Doom~* ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Ah.. the body betrayal. Like we arenโ€™t even the ones operating these meat suits. Ridiculous. Iโ€™ve been in charge 44 years, now is not the time for mutiny.

๐•€๐•Ÿ๐•—๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•– ๐•Œ๐•ž๐•“๐•ฃ๐•’ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐•€๐•Ÿ๐•—๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•– ๐•Œ๐•ž๐•“๐•ฃ๐•’1 ๅนดๅ‰

Maaaaaan, the ankle twist is me every other week. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

HumongousPinkElephant ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Wait โ€˜til youโ€™re 50.๐Ÿ˜‚

CitizenPM ๐Ÿ”ณ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Knowing the song is by Black Box after a few seconds is just as much a confession ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

GamER MD ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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FACTS!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Rampage Drummer J. Porter ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The choking on the water man lol

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