10 signs that you may be "alternative".

Lmao all 10 apply to me literally

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😋 Steak and butter

flour, water, yeast. honey + butter

100% alternative ✅️

Guilty...

Wait, what's the 10th sign?

How'd you know? 😂

How does one accomplish this self sustainably? Is there someone who will teach the ways of old? I want to do this where to begin?

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