12. If the Stella didn't knock him out, this sure will

2. Stephan's Freudian slip

3. Forget Belmarsh, send this aspiring medalist to Paris

4. Someone take away his Ouzo, he's drunk tweeting again

5. Guys, Bath bombs can't be used as ammo against police

6. Who's gonna tell them...

7. Pick your poison, going down for Tesco brand Basmati Rice or fake crocs?

8. Did the patriots find a small boat inside the Greg's?

9. Here's a question for you, does this crowd collectively have more teeth or GCSEs?

10. Not sure this is what is meant when they say 'bricked up' Credit to @SouthFaceStand @Xjib

11. Honey, I don't think Middlesbrough is high up on anyone's colonising list Credit to @CarmenGranddau1

13. In these tough times, let us all pray for the brave officers facing bricks, burning wheelie bins and most dangerous a plastic bag Credit to @SamanthaGizbo

14. So even dogs practice Affirmative Action 🤣 Credit to @Southfacestand

15. At least she lasted longer than the Olympic diver in Video 3.... Credit to @MannyFangs

16. Probably thinks Makkah is his local Asian cash and carry

17. This is a cry for help, someone please enter him into Rehab Credit to @sareeye_guud

No one’s picked up on this fella who thinks an empty carrier bag would make a good projectile.

Thanks for showing me😭😭😭

Hilarious comment from behind the camera. They've all got QB2A on their vests.

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The age card being played with this one. If he’s old enough to be out rioting, he’s old enough to go to prison. Don’t do the crime if you don’t wanna do the time. Being a drunk old fart is not a defence.