24 years ago today Randy Johnson murdered a bird

“What’s the story behind your company’s logo?”

John and Mayme Surrency were murdered the day before Thanksgiving 1936. Garland Headley was tasked with prosecuting the three men involved. What he uncovered sent him and his family fleeing the United States. What did John and Mayme know that led to their murder?

He dropped a merch line today on the anniversary with the iconic logo 😅

It was not murder, at worst it was birdslaughter

alternate headline “first ever successful suicide attempt by a bird caught on television“

Wrong. The bird committed suicide. No different than trying to cross rail tracks with an oncoming train. That bird messed with fate and met RJs heater. RIP bird. RIP.

Literally one of, if not the weirdest thing I’ll ever witness as a sports fan

Did they end up ruling the pitch a ball? Passed ball? Wild pitch?

You can’t blame that on Randy, the bird flew right into it. It was a kamakazi bird.

Pretty sure it was bird suicide