271k cookies at most, Ben.

The original clip from @NickJFuentes

@NickJFuentes 😂😭

It happened over 80 years ago, get over it right Shapedo?

Those monsters ate the cookies and turned them into lampshades and candles :(

657K if they never stopped once for 5 yrs. That means all the ovens never broke down, never needed maintenance, nobody ever called in sick, nobody skipped a day, no lack of fuel, that would be the absolute maximum number of batches of cookies. Which is impossible, but we all know that.

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Did he try converting it to bagels?

272k, anybody?