“3 article 15s when in the 82nd” bro I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I would like this post, but at the time of this comment, it has 69 likes. I cannot upset the balance. The 82nd troopers will understand.

😂😂😂😂😂 you sir are the hero we need, your name shall never be forgotten 🫡🇺🇸🫶

Dj Khaled flying on a Frontier flight that Seann William Scott is a flight attendant on... can't tell me we're not in a financial crisis

😂😂😂😂

Bouncers replacing flight attendants was not on my bingo card for 2026... Fuck it. I'm for it.

It’s the hands in the vest that scream “I gotta get this plate carrier off my chest”vibe Seen it a million times

Operator of a Scrambler lmao

Well, living in Florida and being a 82nd airborne veteran is kinda ironic… the 3 article 15s must be the magic number lol I had 5

And he has his hands inside of his vest just like most people do that wear plate carrier / chest rig. He's seen some shit.

He personally is going to thwart the next 9/11.

TV/VCR repairman that sells 8-tracks out the back of his Gremlin trunk.

I want him on all my flights

💯!!

Hoping your pilots was a Steve & Doug. You know, the former fighter pilots! USA!

LOL. That mullet. @Tiffany_Gomas is this dude real?

That’s amazing

@HackingDave

Boofuckingya!

Smart man

@DonClark1958 lmao

Flight attendant 😍💪

Oh. That man definitely wrestles alligators for shits & giggles. Every plane needs one of him.

This is quality shit.

Had to tag @Gruntpa

The “man” these crazy ass women demand needs to be the real flight attendants!

🤣🥰

I’m dying 😂😂😂