3 Reasons Why Marrying Your Cousin Is Actually a Good Thing

It's so fucking scary that you're this accurate with the insanitybabble™ But you missed 4. They're excellent swimmers due to webbed appendages.

Did you write this article !? @damienslash

no my cousin did

4. Offspring are more likely to have 2 heads, which I’ve heard are better than 1

We’re so post-satire I still couldn’t confirm if this was bait until about 40 seconds in, fair play 😅

Would it be even more culturally diverse to, say, marry your brother to get him into the US from Somalia? Just spitballing here!

Myeahhhhh. Indeed

Damien can’t keep getting away with this!!

Yes indeed.

Eyes above ears, something to fear

The Italians have a beautiful term for this phenomenon: una faccia da schiaffi - a face for slaps

I know it's satire, but this is less funny and more just a direct copy of what leftists do They throw a wordsalad made up of buzzwords at you to avoid facing reality

Consider my rage baited

Also improves eyebrow coverage.

I Just Sacrificed Your 12-Year-Old Daughter to the Aztec Rain God Tláloc. Here’s Why.

Marrying your cousin doesn’t promote racial diversity. Race mixing is essential if we’re going to put an end to bigotry and fascism.

@NikoTalk Net zero by 30 30 💀💀💀

I believe anything narrated in this voice. Solid impersonation of the ideologically insane.

There are loads of other reasons to marry your first cousin- no need to have a Tinder account. No danger any of your kids will be good at sport. If the kids are all wonky, you can make funny Tik-Toks of them. No awkwardness at large family gatherings as everybody has met before. DM me for hundreds more fun things about first cousin marriages!

You’re too good at this 😭

But…this isn’t satire. This is verbatim the reasoning the government uses. Satire has to have even a slight exaggeration. This is literally an unpaid psa.

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The soy music, the cadence, the carbon aspect, it was all perfect. Tossing the open relationship with your cousin was where I concluded it was bait. Beautifully done.

Nailed it.

I also find it brings the price of your weekly food shop down as my 12 kids were all born without a head (therefore can’t eat solids) so we just blend all the left over scraps into a puree & nothing is wasted. Other pro’s: no need to buy shampoo, toothpaste, headwear or earmuffs.

lol climate change. And number 5 if we all marry our cousins… calling people retards can once again take its place at the top of the lists of cultural norms

If you look at countries that have an average IQ below 90, most if not all have cousin marriage legalized. Making cousin marriage illegal is why European intelligence took over the world in a time when few countries banned cousin marriage.

tell me this is a comedy skit, please please, it would be really funny to deadeye read gpt slop on camare imitating you are a drone person

@TheOnlyGuru Marrying cousins endangers children. You many possibilities of problem genes.