30 days left. Let’s win this.

Believe all women, Dougie!

Doug Emhoff paid $80,000 in hush money to pregnant nanny after slapping her around. Numerous sources in two different police departs tell me you smacked Kamala around too! They should be two domestic violence police reports but they are probably in the same file cabinet as the passenger in your buddy, Paul Pelosi’s Porsche during his DUI crash. Money can buy immunity and circumvent justice, right Doug? And no stories or media coverage on Doug Emhoff’s longtime obsession with gay bars, clubs and bathhouses, but that may change very soon.

Bang a nanny and slap a chick.

I'm voting for Trump are you 🙋🏽‍♀️

Not only did you knock up the nanny and cause her to miscarry with your aggression but you slapped the shit out of your ex girlfriend for talking to a man. The only surprising part of this is that so far your sex scandals have involved women.

Whatever you want just please don’t hit me!!

Hoping to see you behind bars to watch Trumps inauguration

This slaps!

It’s over doug.

You win with the nanny?’