5pm est. March 13th.

Nigga said mog maxxing whole times it’s just gambling and walking around picking up blondes at random places

Perfect execution of a trailer. Bravo. 👏

“My name …… is Clavicular”

WE ARE THERE

W streammaxxing

i feel like a kid on Christmas eve 🐐

Should have put this scene in with the goblin (violet)

This is type of shit that has the Chinese convinced they can invade America successfully.

30 days with Ed gon be the funniest shit oat 😭

oh boy 😭

My sperm count went down 20% after watching this

A 20 year old taking peptides for anti ageing? You must really be sad and hate yourself

Clavicular is genuinely unreal in a way that’s hard to even explain without sounding insane, but if you’ve watched him, you get it instantly. There’s this overwhelming sense that he’s operating on a completely different frequency than everyone else. Every stream feels intentional without ever feeling calculated, like he’s just naturally in sync with the moment, the energy, and the people watching. He doesn’t need to force excitement or constantly fill space because his presence alone already fills the room. That kind of aura isn’t learned, it’s something you either have or you don’t, and he has it effortlessly..

We will be there

Vibes

The fuck is that gay ass shit at the end??

@retardmode

Is Clav the real life Patrick Bateman?

Everyone’s trying so hard to be Christian bale from American psycho

Bro only took a shower for the trailer 😂💀

This reboot of American psycho goes crazy

Clav’s endocrine system

@retardmode The thing with Clav is that his clip is funny, but if you spend more than 30 minutes watching his stream, you realize he’s boring as fuck, has no personality, and zero content.

This reminds me of Patrick Bateman doing his skincare routine for some reason lmfao

Amazing promo

Nah this got it u really the goat rn!

$maxxing

Doesn't taking all these supplements technically prove your genetics aren't the greatest? Also the video sounds like a mix of a pharma ad mixed with a children's education video and a perfume ad or something.

We there

this dude really used an eyelash curler LMAO

this a movie fr holyshit

Back in my day we called this gay and retarded

Mog World Order 🔥🔥🫡

are you kidding me? What's the point? i look better than you and I dont even try.