a $19 strawberry is insane😭

“mmmm” that’s why ur bald.

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they better be gold flavored with my life span expanding by 5 years every bite…….

people in LA will buy anything 😭

“Imported from Japan”…. Mmm that’s fresh!

“Mmmm”

She made them look so good, I didn’t notice she was bald 😂 tf

Oh I see they’re paying import fees

“Mmmm” Me when I lie:

she got scammed 😭