A Florida man is being charged with attempted murder after allegedly cutting off a teenage diver’s air supply during a battle over lobster during the state’s “lobster mini” season.

0 days without nonsense out of Florida 😑

Florida courts: “Attempted mirder?” Defendant: “Yes your honor “. Florida courts : “Bail is set at two dollars”

But women are too emotional

Cut, clip, paste, redo, paste, cut, clip, then post. Why not just post the whole video start to finish?

Of course it was some Gen X psychopath trying to murder some random Gen Z young man. These older guys hate anyone younger than them.

The problem, they have video. AND if the video didn't show dude turn off the air he wouldn't of been arrested.

Why is it always “Florida man?” What do they put in the water down there, 245 Trioxin?

Cutting off someone's air over lobster is just insane; what kind of madness leads to that kind of confrontation?

“Just wait for both sides to come out all im gonna say” “Yeah I tried to kill him but he was running his mouth!” What a retarded fuck

Christopher Columbus genes. It’s in their DNA, to try and maim and kill in order to mark their territory even when the territory isn’t there’s. Hope you go to prison bastard!!!

Does this one judge handle every weird case in Florida? Seems like I see her every day.

So why was he in the water? Why did he leave his boat if someone was already using that spot?

Interviewing and taking the side of an attempted murderer? Man.... Journalism is dead.

Florida man . . . Why is it always this guy?

Why didn’t they go 100 yards away to begin with?

Sounds like attempted murder

Competition is one thing. Allegedly cutting off someone's air supply underwater is on an entirely different level. If proven true, that's a shocking disregard for human life.

Both sides will come out, but it's still attempted murder.

Everybody’s gonna go to court and be in suits and be nice and talk really slow. That’s not how they are when they’re doing the act.

White people problems

Michael Simpson is not a very common name for a Muslim or a brown immigrant. Interesting.

He sounds like another Florida resident with a low IQ

Oh they just made it up apparently, what a dummy that guy is

@Haunted00Horse 👀

like I tell my gf, you don't always have to git the lobster.

Why did you jump in then? Interesting seems Iike he’s lying his ass off

It's on videotape, but it's all lies.

Where are the racial comments?!

He 100% turned it off.

@jmreycroft Guilty

Good. The world doesn't need to heal, as much as it needs no criminal action.

This kind of person is so wicked.

This guy is crazy.