A happy ending 👍🙏

'Dave, check his Facebook' 🤣👍

I don't know whether to laugh, or cry because of how close to the truth this satire/comedy/joke is 🙃🥲 @dshensmith @SBarrettBar @Fred_cpo @WasAcop

Hilarious but sadly true too 🤣

Oi, you got a loicence for that 'umor, mate?

😂😂😂 these are absolutely hilarious. Thanks. Good that we can still laugh at the dire situation we are in. What we need to do is reverse this situation so that self-defence allows even lethal force if required, without prosecution. An Englishman's home should be his castle. 🇬🇧 Restore Britain 🇬🇧

“I’ve spoken with the suspect and he’s told me he’s suffering from mental health problems” “The suspect is really apologetic, he’s asked me to pass on his apology to you” “Have you ever heard of restorative justice?” Some token phrases I’ve had the police tell me.

Although it's clever writing, this is far too close to the truth for me to regard it as really funny. The police are all too keen to actually make remarks along these lines. Anyone who speaks to a police officer without absolute necessity is risking their freedom.

In America we have shovels and lots of land. This system looks interesting.

Yeah no kidding im white scottish and ibe been done for racism against a white woman for telling her if shes coming here to break the law then fuk off back to poland and against a white police man for calling him a black bastard witch is protected speech in Scotland. Means dirty

Sad but almost true sketch

Your a National treasure man👏😂

It would be more funny if it wasn’t true 🤡

So hilarious and sad if it wasn’t so damn true too. The world is bonkers right now. All the “bad guys” have more rights than the “good guys” no matter what the case.

Sadly. That's not even comedy.

English police should be ashamed. The fact that this might not be satire is horrible. At this point is it justified to revolt. funny vid tho🥲

@publicenemy2024 This could actually happen! Oh and don’t forget the fella (homeowner) gets sacked, named and shamed.

It happened on private land jurisdiction, your property, so it has nothing to do with the public no in that jurisdiction; land; So don’t call out to the public next time, keep it in the private domain

5 years ago I might have laughed, as this was clearly a joke back then... Now I just watch and think, 'What has the UK come to? '.

@Vis4Veteran Worth a follow😂🇬🇧👍

You just need the bit where the burgular sues you in a civil case

Funny but sadly true. I've been the recipient of such 'justice' myself.

Im fuckin dieing.. 🤣🤣🤣

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This is funny af but just so everyone's clear you can actually use reasonable force to defend yourself here causing even serious injury to defend the lives of yourself and family so if someone breaks into your house please dont think you have to wait for cops. Fight back.

Literally every British police officer

"he was white" Wildly unbelievable. I cannot suspend my disbelief enough to get past this part. Ruined the whole skit for me.

Exactly what west merica police officers did to me after being swinger sex offender sexual image abuse illegal distribution rapists this is west merica police the corrupt rapist sex offender pigs I hope they all set on fire and burn

Brilliant!!!

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😆 😂 o wait thats the reality we live in now!!! Aim high vote lowe restore britain 🇬🇧 TOGETHER

Sad but this is spot on and I’m so sick of this happening to our once great country 😡

The worst part of this is that this is not satire or a joke. With the state of todays current UK policing, this is probably reality …..

Yeah that just about covers it

Nobody calls the police anymore except criminals