A human being is not beating a chimp. No way, no how!

Lol

I highly suggest not trying a chimpanzee...

Yes but we are smart enough to understand this, so we put a lot of skill points into artillery.

Also, common first move for chimps is biting off the genitals of their opponent. So....there's that.

Wrong. Wrong And wrong.

You dont know me son. I got that dawg in me

This is what a chimp that was raised by humans was capable of, you are not winning a fight with a chimp, even if you do it's not without reconstructive surgery afterward.

We will find out tomorrow 😀

How many muscle up you think an average chimp could do

What if you bite it's nuts and twist them off and gouge it's eyes out

I can beat one

Instead of trying to fight a chimp… learn to fight like one

Best way to beat a chimp 45 if it can put down a bear it can put down a chimp

Would take 100 of us to mayyyyyybe beat a gorilla. Would only take about 10 chimps tho😂

The Last Arms Race We All Feed

You need to actually look into chimpanzee behavior. They absolutely do consider what will happen to them in a fight, and they absolutely do surrender if outmatched and give up when hurt, just like people do. The instances of chimpanzees killing eachother are literal gang violence