A joke for you.

Sorry about the seagulls.

Sorry about the wind

I love these types of 'distraction' jokes, Moose. It's like this one. I spoiled my ballot paper when I went out to vote. I took it out for a nice meal and then we went to the theatre. 🤣 (yours is better,but you get the idea💡)

Haha! I love that :)

🙂 I provide similar explanations to my wife when she isn't polite enough to laugh at a joke I've thought of. She usually leaves the room before I've finished.

I’m not sure I understand the phrase ‘I through a bawl’.

Reminded of the gag in Porridge when Fletcher advises Godber to co-operate with the police: "What's it going to cost you? A ticket for the policeman's ball? Which with any luck will be a raffle not a dance"

3 and a bit...🤣

It’s the little things :)

Diligent :)