A lightsaber for Christmas 😂😂 pretty cool 😂😂

It’s not one of the toy ones 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️yes mate that’s exactly what it is 🙃

@Brian_The_tim How in the name of fuck has he got a wife 😂😂😂😂😂

That tells you everything you need to know about that sad prick 😂

But consider this, yer warm noo, but how’s it gony be in a freezing cauld ibrox eh? Wae nothing tae heat ye up but a hot lightsaber RIGHT UP YER ARSE!

Jobbie Wan Kenobi

@garycarroll232 @davidaitken1873 wee Hun Solo

Hun wan kenobi

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Jabba the Hun

Sit it next to the wrestling belts, chump.

It was actually a dildo.