A little kid caught me a live crab!!!

“I know a lot about crabs” Follow for more resume lines that actually land with the 26yo chick in HR.

I thought Kids only caught crabs in Hollywood?

I think he has a crush on you.

Blue crabs' pinches hurt, but prying their claws open with tearing them off is easy. The spikes on their sides hurt more, especially when they are sharper from molting recently.

Everyone loves a pretty Asian girl;)

LOL. I grew up working on crab boats and "culling" them. Got bit many times. Almost lost a finger to infection. He was a pro.

who knew crabs had better taste than half my timeline? low-key jealous.

White men luv Asian women..it starts young

Love it

I love how happy you are. 🥹🥹🥹

Me me think of this: “What the hell are you?!?”

isn’t that MR CRABBY PADDY

Its good to see there are still women who respect kids and dont want to muder them.

That's why they have this saying: tits for crabs

Sorry. Misread this. Thought you said you gave a little kid crabs.

"i gave a little kid crabs" - tiffany fong :)

You are prettier in your video than your photos

Add mustard and onions 🌭

I got crabs 😂🤣😂

u just touched my dick

I try huff huff 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Were you unable to catch one yourself?

I thought you already had crabs

They have shampoo and a little comb for that. The shampoo kind of smell like durian.

the kid is a G. wonderful interaction and post

😄

A White kid

what a chad

Aaaaand the crab now has H5N1.

1st crabs?

A crab for a crabby You made both the kid and the crabs day. The owner behind the counter was happy too!

You have crabs.

kid's a champ

very cool

That’s not a kid, that’s a young man.