A MAGA speaker at Trump’s hotel is warning of “highly technologically advanced mermaids and water people” spreading “wickedness.” She calls for “hand-to-hand combat.” (PatriotTakes 🇺🇸)

@patriottakes I would definitely recommend foot to foot combat with mermaids because you would have a distinct advantage.

@patriottakes Obviously, a graduate of the Kimberly Guilfoyle School of Extensions, Makeup and Overdone Plastic Surgery.

@patriottakes Is this for real? Is she serious? It has to be a parody or a prank or something. This is the plot of Black Panther.

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@Lee_in_Iowa @patriottakes So the Aquaman movie was actually a documentary? Jason Momoa can actually breathe underwater?

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@patriottakes An asylum is missing a resident?

@patriottakes She is clearly not well .

@patriottakes And they are all in the audience right there at the Hotel 😑

@patriottakes That woman clearly has a thing for mermaids.

@BlackBag1 @patriottakes Oh great. She’s on to our plan. Welp, back on the invisible plane to Antifa headquarters so we can get whiteboard some new ideas. Might as well. I’ve still gotta pick up my Soros check anyway. 🤷‍♂️