A man identifying as a turtle was spotted holding up traffic.. ???

Mitch McConnell doing side missions

Mental illness is running rampant in this country..

Dude needed to retire years ago.

I have something for that. And would love to make the video and post it here.

WTF is wrong with these people. We need mental institutions again.

We really need to open up our asylums!!

It’s not illegal to run over a turtle

Okay, where the heck was Mitch McConnell’s caretaker? He shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

I'm sorry but if I have an emergency, vroom vroom.