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A Millionaire Programmer at Microsoft Wrote This Crap:

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GoldenTeeTV⛳📸 的头像
GoldenTeeTV⛳📸20 天前

This is normal. no local MS dev wrote this. It was an outsourced lacky and it passed and was pushed. or done this way to fool reverse engineering or cleaver fingerprinting. But most likely it passed the test and was never needed to be corrected

Zach Bentzinger 的头像
Zach Bentzinger20 天前

Just you wait, the bugs in “mission critical” software in a year or two are going to be glorious lol.

Rostislav Makarov ᛟ 的头像
Rostislav Makarov ᛟ20 天前

yeas, and it was indian. REMIGRATION

Adam Liu 的头像
Adam Liu20 天前

I don’t think that’s what’s happening lol? The key events are just logged as part of the exception handler, the off by one bug seems separate and caused by cursor position being out of sync. There’s no reason why the renderer needed to read from buffer

𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 的头像
𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆20 天前

for years I've been unable to run our build system from vscode bc it somehow fucks up pipes or something in the vscode terminal wrapper and the compiler state gets wonky thought it was just ours but then saw it with a very large cmake based dependency too

bocmaxima 的头像
bocmaxima20 天前

some h1b izzat jeet wrote that bug

(identity '[:pankaj :λ]) 的头像
(identity '[:pankaj :λ])20 天前

Even in dos $COLUMNS , Unix/Linux tputs cols, stty size

red plait 的头像
red plait20 天前

funny how the idea of ​​income-based segregation subtly infects the brain like bad code must write only poor people from the Third World, he-he?

yungballa 的头像
yungballa20 天前

This was genuinely probably written by a junior or someone with a few YoE

Robert Karl 的头像
Robert Karl20 天前

GOTTEM

M Andersson 🇸🇪 的头像
M Andersson 🇸🇪19 天前

$500k a year and the cursor still ends up at -1. there's hope for the rest of us 🤡

Tamagochi Tg 的头像
Tamagochi Tg19 天前

my Tamagotchi died on the first day I forgot to feed it, so I feel personally attacked by this code

Q Bocko 的头像
Q Bocko20 天前

Yep, another millionaire sh&t-programmer hired that guy...and all the way to the top.

unemployable 的头像
unemployable20 天前

Some jeet h1b

Go Past Earth 的头像
Go Past Earth20 天前

can you give an example to reproduce this issue/bug without trying to compile any special or specific project?

Ali 🦁 的头像
Ali 🦁20 天前

@davepl1968 should know about this

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DTQC20 天前

QDOS, the ancestor of DOS, was an acronym for "Quick and Dirty Operating System". My first job in a big legacy corporation was to repair CI pipelines written in DOS where paths have a short character limit and git would crash on all devs machine when mixed case branches coexisted

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