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A non-Catholic has been spending too much time around Catholics. ๐Ÿ˜‚ He has observations. Unfortunately, they are extremely accurate. Watch this.

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Deadelephants ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Credit: Instagram joshpray Shared with permission. Huge thank you to Josh Pray for letting me share this. Go show his page some love. And with your spirit, brother. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Linda Halligan Conley ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Are you sure he is not Catholic? Sounds like a Catholic convert to me.

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Not yet. ๐Ÿ˜‚ But heโ€™s definitely been spending a lot of time around us lately. Keep him in your prayers. ๐Ÿ™

U. S. Patriotic Persistence ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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We have a word for getting handed a white robe and disappearing into the mountains- thatโ€™s called entering a hermitage. Yes, mortal sins are like a felony, except the judge can forgive you at His will! Christ is good.

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚ See, this is exactly what Josh is talking about. We canโ€™t help ourselves.

U. S. Patriotic Persistence ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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For real. Iโ€™ve found myself responding โ€œand with your spiritโ€ to โ€œMay the force be with youโ€ when watching star wars lol

๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ผง๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ผง๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Let's test his theory. DOMINUS VOBISCUM!!!!

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Et cum spiritu tuo. ๐Ÿ˜

Deb ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Amen ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

Teresa Av. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is so funny. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I also love the fact that we end up knowing each other from big events like bishop/cardinal visits or ordinations. I've lost count of how many times we've started talking to someone, and they say, "I remembered you fromโ€ฆ" It's like we're a big family.

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Thatโ€™s exactly it. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Somehow you meet a Catholic youโ€™ve never spoken to before and five minutes later youโ€™re comparing parishes, priests, and mutual friends. We really are a family. โค๏ธ

Andrea Wilburn ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I was raised Protestant but grew interested in Catholicism in midlife and I can relate to him, lol. It can be a steep learning curve but there is so much beauty to it. I appreciate Catholicism so much.

CharlieC ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Somewhere between the bananas and the Great Value bread you gonna hear "and with your spirit" has me rolling. Joshpray is so close to being home. I've been watching his videos for a few months and praying for him. He's hilarious.

The Guinea Pig J ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He forgot about when weโ€™re watching Star Wars and the Jedis say: โ€œMay the force be with youโ€, we already think and accidentally say โ€œand with your spiritโ€.

Michael Gray ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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When I was already retired from 27 years in the Army and brand new to the Church, I kept saying sir to our parish priest. Finally someone pulled me aside, so as to avoid embarrassing me, and explained that Father was like his rank. So don't say, yes sir, no sir. Say yes Father or no Father. Everything flowed a little easier after that. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Diana Henry ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿ˜‚ He got us way too accurately.

Kat LeTel ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Iโ€™m laughing at my desk. Love it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐š•๐š’๐š๐š๐š•๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ โ™ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Julianne โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@S_OReilly_USA He forgot to add โ€œOffer it upโ€. Only Catholics know what that means. ๐Ÿ˜‡

29MILLION ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I just recently came back from evening mass. Before the mass, I spent some time at the groto of our Lady of perpetual help.

LBurns ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Got a toothache? You forgot to mention St. Anselm. Ask him to pray for you. You are so funny. Didn't realize sometimes I DO sound like that.

President Elect Bobby Kennedy^H^Hy ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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LOLLLL, but true. He might as well become Catholic. I'm not even sure if he needs OCIA at this point.

DANIEL LAURENCE PAM ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This cracked me up but definitely true... Catholics are well, catholics. No tag, just the signs and oh, it's secret because if you ain't catholic, it might be difficult to decipher. Proudly a catholic. Sancta Maria, Ora Pro Nobis.

Mary1990 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@thundersnownate I love love this video! One more to add to the list: You might be Catholic if you automatically (accidentally) do the sign of the cross after saying the Pledge of Allegiance. @thundersnownate

JMMLB ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He's got it down. When are we going to see him at Mass? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

John Francis ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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He's great at this and very respectful.

Catholic Drip ๐Ÿ’ง ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@ChezHigher That guy is awesome!

Alexandre Guimarรฃes Botelho๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ทโ™ฐ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I used to go to overnight adoration in Rio. We would go to a side door, when the sanctuary was already closed, and knock. The gate keeper would say aloud: "Hail, Jesus Christ in the sacrament!". The answer was "through Him we are saved". And he would know he could let you in.

LMFloyd ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You're wonderful. Here you go, take this Padre Pio holy card and come to Saint Francis de Sales on Sunday. I have an extra veil for your wife if she doesn't have one

Junior Barnes ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆJMJ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œSomewhere between the bananas & the Good Value bread, you gone hear, โ€˜And with your spirit!โ€™โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lefebvre Respector ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Catholicism isโ€ฆdrum rollโ€ฆvery cool.

Johnny Troyano ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Funny, without being disrespectful. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚

Myktdu ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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We also publicly reveal ourselves once a year with our ashes to start off the Lenten season.

Robert ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This is so true and funny. Actually just watched it on my wifeโ€™s FB. He has more videos

Theresa J ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@fathertomhoar I love this. I love the humor in it the truth that he speaks, and I canโ€™t stop laughing thank you very much, Josh.

DawnTeresa โ˜ง ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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"Between the banas and great value bread" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Michelle Davis ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This guy is so funny! ๐Ÿคฃ โ€œAnd with your spirit!!โ€ He got that right on!!! ๐Ÿ˜† However I donโ€™t just go around saying Father with no name following it. You should say the name after stating Father.

Kat ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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As a non catholic working very closely with Catholics, I can confirm this is 100% accurate ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Vee ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Everything he has listed is so true. When he listed the last one "The Lord be with you" I automatically responded ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ We do have our own language๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

๐•ฌ๐–‰๐–Š๐–•๐–™๐–š๐–˜ ๐•พ๐–Š๐–—๐–•๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–š๐–˜ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐•ฌ๐–‰๐–Š๐–•๐–™๐–š๐–˜ ๐•พ๐–Š๐–—๐–•๐–Š๐–“๐–™๐–š๐–˜2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

Same thing with military veterans, we spot each other. Cultural fingerprints.

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