a scorpion crawled into my clothes… wtf do i do ???

Eat that fucker.

Move out immediately

Just move out now, it’s his house now

Fry it and put some fried garlic chili oil on it

Just let it sting you.... You'll pass out and then tomorrow you'd have incredible strength and indestructibility

Let your instincts kick.. Go get a man to do something about it.

Eat it.

Eat it, it will give you powers like spider-man.

You know what to do...

Kiss it. 💋

kill it with Fire

You need to freak out

Put it in a jar and have it fight spiders

Become scorpion girl.

Throw all your clothes away, and then go to Costco.

Kill it with fire

Stay Naked. 😏

Get a cow to eat the scorpion (and the clothes). Problem solved.

Boil it, add MSG, enjoy

Had this one in my bathroom in Costa Rica. I just grabbed it by the tail and tossed it outside.

are you a real asian or not? deep fry and eat it

Cover it in chocolate and eat it, duh. What a strange thing to ask as an Asian.

I think if you lick a scorpion you'll get a buzz. Let me know how it goes.

Omg what do you do?!?! Post about it for content for starters. Then put on said clothes. Then wait for sting. Then post about the experience, the pain, the hospital visit, the trauma. Get paid. Or just kill it without sensationalizing it Lions and tigers and bears oh my!!!

It seems larger - so less venomous than a smaller version. Put a cup over it. Slide a piece of carboard paper between your clothing and the scorpion. Capture it, then take it on the other side of your acre - and release it. It'll be back at your house by dinnertime. I've done this. I know. I live in Arizona.

Nice to

Pet it, see if it responds back💀

Think of your heritage.

Add spice, eat.Look for more.

Eat it

Spray him with some air freshener. That’ll teach him.

You're Asian. YOU EAT IT. C'mon sister. Get with the program.

Don't pet it.

Pet it

Thump it