A secret stash they will never find. [📹 tip_centric]

Until you or your wife throw it away thinking it’s empty… 🥴

Don't let ADHD ruin your sleep...

Not sure those powerful magnets next to a USB containing your bitcoin would be smart.

Robber 1: "Hey, this door is creaking. How are we supposed to sneak out with this TV? Robber 2: "Grab that WD-40..."

Till someone in family decides to declutter a day when you were gone and now it’s at the landfill.

I’m a Declutterer… and let me tell you: that’s a sure-fire way to have your treasures thrown away—especially if you’re the only one who knows where you stashed them, and you die.

You have no idea how many cans of WD-40 I've had stolen....

Neither will your loved ones when you die.

Honey, what exactly do you mean you say you “threw away the WD-40 can because it didn’t work and made a funny sound when you shook it?”

So I'm searching the place and get to the tool and supply cupboard. "Why does this guy have THREE cans of WD-40?" I ask myself, before shaking each one to see if it sloshes or rattles.