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It's LB ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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take from that what you will people ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ#MarescaOut ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ what sort of analogy is that

Matteus ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Matteus ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@nuthatch123 Tf are you talking about ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐“๐‚๐‚ ๐‘๐จ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐“๐‚๐‚ ๐‘๐จ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

fucking love you mate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Thanks bro ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Kevin De Prime ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Jayshakespeare spitting facts

Chris Howard ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Saves cats but canโ€™t aim the hose. Blasts water absolutely nowhere near the fire.

Sam Groarke ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@nuthatch123 Pretty shocking analogy when the main job of a FIREFIGHTER, is to put out FIRES.

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@nuthatch123 Whyโ€™s ours saving cats then

MasumP ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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PSG done a back to back ucl without a ball playing keeper. Funny thing is the โ€œball playing goalieโ€ they have replaced Donnarumma with got benched for a goalie who canโ€™t pass out the back๐Ÿคฃ

Culturally Inappropriate ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Please put a warning up for those of us who get high and have to watch stuff like that.

Jack Lee ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Cat lives matter

Henry ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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what

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Work it out

JLU ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Can we get the flapping on corner percentages please ๐Ÿคฃ

Enzo Ferro ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Jay mate, wtf with this analogy? Not a fan of big Gigio, we get it, but what have cats ever done to you? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

CityBlue ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

CityTrinii ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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The biggest litmus test with city fans is if they think donnaruma is better for city then Trafford if they think so theyโ€™re just lost

Ki Pe #Haaland4Ballondor ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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wtf is this analogy ICANT ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

Liam ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This video has mangled my head ๐Ÿ˜‚

Spartacus5543 ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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NOT THE PUPPIES

Dan ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚

Visva ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@Sxne19iv2 ๐Ÿ™Œ

Alf City ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Better analogy: You've got four different firemen. One of them puts out the fire, one of them clears the debris and ensures the safety of people passing by, and the third helps the first two. Then, lastly, you have the fourth fireman who goes inside to save people from the fire. This guy is the absolute best at saving people from fires. He'll carry 3 man on his back and then go right back in to get anyone else. Now, you arrive, you witness this operation, and you say: "Well that guy is fuck all help in putting out the fire, innit he?"

rajiv ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Jay has gone full unc mode.

Paul Harri ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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All cats matter ๐Ÿ˜‚

WWE Ethan ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This story be fckin true ahahahah ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

swells fargo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญwtf

Daniel Hanson ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Seek help

Thomas James ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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iโ€™ll be real yeah, i see some shite on this app half the time but this could be the best thing iโ€™ve seen, jaytalksfirefightersandcats

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ryรคn ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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You need to have a word with yourself I swear you said you want a keeper who can keep it out of the net on one of lbs streams when we first got him ๐Ÿคฃ

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Can with chest almost guarantee you I never did and most of the people in said streams would back it up. @Rodridiculous @ItsLB_City @pulpy @tarikpeterson

It's LB ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@Ryansunivers3 @Rodridiculous @pulpy @tarikpeterson yeh he's always been against it tbf

pulpy ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@barlowjacob @Ryansunivers3 @Rodridiculous @tarikpeterson Nah he probably did

POSITIVE JAY ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
POSITIVE JAY2 ไธชๆœˆๅ‰

@ItsLB_City @Ryansunivers3 @Rodridiculous @tarikpeterson You know itโ€™s a lie if itโ€™s coming from pulpys mouth. Thatโ€™s all the reassurance I needed!

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