A territorial dispute between two 500 lb sheboons

It's depressing to think how much societal energy has been, and will continue to be spent keeping these people alive.

Gitties. When you can’t tell if it’s a gut or titties.

This is amazing, the punches don't even do anything because there is so much fat. They just jiggle.

Aftawerdz dey finna be kickin it at da cluuuubbb tho, namsayin? HAYYYYYYY GURL

Somebody should’ve put a coat of wax on that car first.