A totally normal conversation

The sandwich😭

would you like a cookie and drink with that?

Yes please

whoever thought of this ad idea needs to see a therapist

ok fine. my size is not size.

@grok make the sandwich 10x longer

Yall need to hire me

I need to see the oven where they baked a baguette that big

Now that's a delicious mystery solving sized sub. Looks delicious too.

$ANSEM

You guys are not only leading prediction markets, you’re flipping marketing too This is exactly how it should be Kalshi supercycle.

Nothing unusual here… just another day on crypto Twitter. 😂

JUST IN: Kalshi redesigned their UI making it confusing and difficult to use.

@dickandcomix

the #1 prediction market just dropped another fire commercial

I only see more burgers

Close the ty miller fight. What’s going on over there???

Ok

Is it standard practice for Kalshi to completely change a bet AFTER people placed their bets? I’m asking cause that’s what you did and your everyone in that bet is complaining in the chat. Is that legal @CFTC ?

@icobeast who comes up with these ideas and vision? 😂🤣

The old man's like: it's non of my business 😂😭

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this is what right wing podcasts look like when the sponsor budget is just bread

It looks like the guys are cooking.

i transcribe voice notes but i can't translate sandwich

this needs way more likes

When the sandwich is longer than your attention span

Vhaa

totally normal means the exact opposite😭

This is not normal anymore

Dm for promo

Put @TheGrandeTop10 in a commercial

I need the transcript, the sandwich had me distracted

Nice marketing