ABSOLUTE ARMAGEDDON Ascot Racecourse 🙈

@Ascot i’m so sorry….i couldn’t take my eyes off the hair hanging from your nose. 🫣

@Ascot when you mentioned boggies i thought it might of been a freudian slip! 🧐

@Ascot Stars done 370 …there outside there Chinese now having a team photo with grins as big as Charlie chan

@Ascot Flat racing is golden highways and draw biases, amazing how so many of you bookie chaps seem to prefer it over the jumps tbf !

@Ascot Enjoy your pints, sounds like you’ve earned them. You know how the saying goes, you never see a bookie on a bus well we might just at this rate.

@Ascot I will / and let’s hope not 🚌 😂

@Ascot Golden highway just keep laying low numbers in sprints

@Ascot Agree here. Can’t remember a single days festival results worse than that. When the only half “result” is Moore/Obrien on garden of Eden on ladies day, you’ve nothing! We never want these results, only saving grace for us in Windsor enclosure they don’t back the real short ones.

@Ascot On the ropes Michael,but seems like you slipped the knockout punches,enjoy your 🍺🍺🍺 Sounds like some others will be on the hard stuff 🥃🥃 after a day like that🙈 Tides surely got to turn tomorrow 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Ascot 🙏