absolute perfection

A lot of people around me seem to have that problem 😂

Obviously if he wrote that every single day, his number should be at zero. 😅

The dude had a 164-year streak going what a shame, 164 years 204 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59,999999999664 seconds

There’s like 5 jokes in 1 here

Bike rizz... 🔥

Every time he updates, he's thinking about her. 😂

Days with her...

no one: middle school boys with their ti-94 calculators: 😭