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Absolutely Clever

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Dave Smith just realized he’s not that clever after getting absolutely schooled.

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no cause why am i absolutely NOT surprised that these improvisations came from khun mor 🫠 he's clever, he's creative, and he's WHIPPED 😏🤭 #jimmysea #จิมมี่ซี #MyMagicProphecy

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Because dump questions sometimes deserve classy, sassy and clever answers. I absolutely loved Eugene Levy’s reply. E.L: I was not told that I couldn't ask anything (...). But that was something I wasn't necessarily interested in getting into.

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