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Absolutely no effing chance. Mate!

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Ретьюбой MQF 🇷🇺1 year ago

I’m getting a bowel movement just looking at that

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DelBoy jr Productions Ltd.1 year ago

Fuck right off out of it 🫵

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r3tsamffuHx01 year ago

This guy is ace, but I agree - fuck that!

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St Martyr1 year ago

Thats a No from me

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Trubs City and Guilds1 year ago

And their emergency escape consists of this. Automatic abseil off the crane

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COYS1 year ago

It would want to pay 6 figures

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Chris Colin1 year ago

Maybe when I was a youngster, not now

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STFC F1 year ago

Doesn't look particularly robustly constructed

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