Accurate 😂

Statistics show that unmarried women tend to live longer than married women and married men live longer than unmarried men. I wonder if that's accurate...

💪 Merica, we're taking it back. 💯 You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. ✅ T's for Trump here:

He didn't throw the clothes on the floor with enough disregard.

I can't imagine how little self-respect you must have to brag about being a useless slob who can't even take the most fundamental responsibility for his own life 😬

needs a scene of him in the kitchen leaving all the bread bags and cupboard doors open and tightening every jar lid with a special wrench

I don’t believe this guy took it far enough

When you have to do the cleaning you realize it takes less effort to not make a mess in the first place.

The spitting the toothpaste in the mirror got me. ☠️

Needs a toilet scene

Women’s lives, through the eyes of the men who actually fvck them:

Seriously, why the water? There is always so much water around the sink!!!!