After 8 years I Finally solved it!

isn't the imperfections in tempo the thing that makes it groove/vibe? How will the music the machine plays differ from a midi track?

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Like a happy kitten.

Bro realised years ago that real money lies in the process not the result

What about using a spring with an escapement and ratchet mechanism like in a clock?

YES.

He's alive?

Nice! Try it with varying loads.

Just use software. 🤷‍♂️😂

This is crazy and I love it

I think you could accomplish the same with an air bladder system similar to how a bagpipe works.