After seeing all those awful needle in a haystack games on steam, I got an idea A game where you have to find a piece of hay inside a stack of rusty needles and having to avoid getting tetanus Quite brilliant I believe

This is the player character btw

yes, the Todd poster is essential, trust me

and clarkson's there cheering you on this might just be the greatest game of all time

Even is such a low resolution, people are still able to identify Clarkson. The man is truly brilliant

how did you get 3d in rpg maker

I used a plugin called MZ3D. It's really good

make it so you can see your arm getting like cuts and bleeding if you do it too much

fantastic idea, thank you

Is that your hand?

Yes. I was gonna use Doomguys hand until I realized it would be way funnier if I just used my own

is this fucking rpg maker

Yes

Isn't that in a SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Sandy try finding the Hay in the Needlestack?

Sandy Cheeks: He stole my whole fuckin' FLOW!! BAR FOR BAR!!

there was a board game about this

This is the kinda weird shit that we need

agreed, less ai, more whatever this is

I love weird ass games from the depths of Itch dot io. Gotta be my favorite genders! ((Especially the visual novels...))

could you imagine convincing modern gamers to play a game where you were just a hedgehog who tried to get to the end of the level and there was no irony or reaction bait?

I thought of the same thing two days ago, can't be that brilliant pss

Nah, that just means we are both very brilliant

welp now Roblox gonna be flooded with this type of game

Ive made a terrible mistake...

dsaf type shit

i know my RPGmaker text boxes...

yep, this is rpg maker mz

reminds me of lethal omen

what does getting tetanus do. also whos that guy

If you get tetanus three times you get sent to the tetanus dimension. What happens from there I still gotta figure out. Also that's Jeremy Clarkson

Retro graphics that invoque a feeling of nostalgia

Are there downsides to the tetanus or is it just fun tetanus

If you get tetanus three times you get sent to the tetanus dimension. What happens from there I still gotta figure out

Ohhhh...like the doorman ult

Skullmug simulator looking ahh.

I JUST REALIZED THIS IS RPG MAKER MZ???

That's fucking rpg maker isn't it

It sure is.

Teach me your wizardry I still don't get how to code jack shit for it

MV specifically

Well I use mz but lucky for you, the plugin I use, MZ3D, has a MV version, MV3D. I never uses that version but Im sure it's not too different.

I was moreso thinking that mashing pop up, and whole thing, guessing that's custom made

Oh, yeah thats a free plugin I found. I dont remember the name but I looked up "rpg maket mz quick time event plugin free" and this one was the top option. Not sure if it works for MV but Im sure theres a version for that.

It’s like that one Saw trap.

i-is this rpg maker?

Yes, I'm using a plugin that lets the game be 3d, it's pretty cool

thank you for sacrificing your hand for this game

But how am i gone find this needle game amonsgt all the hay games?

What if i want tetanus?

Then you get sent to the tetanus dimension

Is that RPG Maker?!??!

Yes it is. Im using a plugin that lets the game be 3d.

Man, I sure love getting Tetanus! I don’t think it’s worth looking for the hay at that point though. They’re gonna chop off my hand later.

yeah but free hay

You run a good argument there…

I WAS LITERALLY GIVING THIS IDEA TO MY FRIENDS YESTERDAY FUCKK

Ok since I found a game with this style Can I ask what s the name of this style ?? I love finding games like this on random but I don’t know which therm I need to use to find them :<

Im not really sure, if I had to describe the look of my game id call it "shitpost daggergall". 2.5d athesthetic with a mix of 2d sprites and low poly models

Rpg maker is worse than vibecoding