After the new files:

I wish none of this was real, but it israel.

you have to become antisemitic now you know that right?

THE FUCKING PIZZA THING!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀it’s real

Dude.....how you gonna leave out the fact that Epstien started the modern day Alt Right via creating /pol/ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

that's why a year or so back i leap-frogged the inter-dimensional space-lizards in skin-suits and went straight to bible demons. christ is god.

8chan 4chan Gamergaters Who ever else in that sphere We sorry

whats crazy is that the conspiracy theorists just shut the fuck up and got their marching orders after trump showed up more than jesus in the bible lmfao

Ok, I don't want to alarm you, but the next conspiracy is that Israel is going to provoke a nuclear Armageddon and plans to move to Argentina to escape the nuclear fallout.

Yeah, i had this conversation with my friends two days ago... went almost exactly like this...

If the most powerful people on Earth thinks the Devil is real, I guess we know God is too.

Is it time to revisit Sandy Hook?! The last conspiracy remaining.

The Wayfair one made me laugh out loud (I was really hoping that one wasn’t real)

Tucker tiny thug tugg town, I have bad news. The conspiracy theorists weren't correct, the feminists were. Conspiracy theorists got the pedophile rapists part right but misunderstand why and also got a lot of shit wrong, such as rich people drinking children blood n shit

Ya’ll remember the show Inside Job, where the premise was that every conspiracy theory besides flat earth was correct? Remember how Netflix just axed that show outta nowhere?

They were correct, yet they still voted them into office

"The fun has been taken out of this completely" 🤣😭😢😓🫩 fuuuuu

like THE FUCK YOU MEAN THEY WERE ACTUALLY EATING PEOPLE?

the pizza thing and the epstein files aren't connected the pizza thing held that John Podesta was running a pedo ring out of a pizza place in DC and emailing about it to all of his political allies (Dems) Epstein was Epstein

What was the Wayfair one again? The one about weirdly overpriced random furniture with names of children attached to them?

Ok, quick correction on the microtransactions stuff, he didn’t come up with it, he pushed for it. The blame still lies with Bill Gates and Microsoft who just so happened to be friends with Epstein…yeah…😐

…what wayfair thing

Vindicated is my word of the year. It's only the first week of Feb

It’s sort of like planning a boys trip to Columbia in the group chat Fun to talk about But now it’s costing us a lot of money, people have STDs, and there’s real life implications

It was fun when it was Stephen Hawking. Now it’s just scary

nope not shocked at all, never once did i doubt this shit wasnt true. this is just something they literally wanted you to think about us to make us seem more crazy "we just made it up" yeah no we didnt

I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.

For years I've heard people dunk on Pizza Gate being so stupid it couldn't possibly exist. And having to quietly bite my tongue about it

Only time to not happily say I told you so 😭

Yeah, turns out they just took what they were doing and projected it onto all their political enemies. And all of it was the "Wealthy Business Elite" the whole time. If only there were some COMRADES calling this crap out for like... 70 years...

🤣🤣😭