Ah yes straight line simulator: the game

Impressive, very nice... Let's see the intermission tracks.

Yeah sure here. Theres a lotta other tricks I've seen over time, but there's tons of cool stuff you can do in em. Not that routes are without their flaws, but there's lots more cool things to do on a decent amount of routes than people act like there are

Both racing crossworlds and mkw suck. I'll go play this while yall babies cry and fight over kart-slop

TRUTHNUKE I actually should try this one some day

@J4mb2 you're never going to try it stop the fucking larping unc

@MarioDiamond63 @J4mb2 i am… i played m&ms kart racing, team sonic racing, super tux kart, crash team racing, the list goes on. I played five laps at freddy’s. No kart racer will go unplayed

@LinkTheseOg @J4mb2 Yo I respect that, that’s awesome

Mario anything but driving on the road kart

There’s a lotta road play when it comes to certain tracks. Off the top of my head, whistlestop summit, moo moo meadows, Dino Dino jungle, shy guy bazaar, etc

You're doing too much bro just play the game normally what is this eye pollution slop gameplay

It’s pretty fun and satisfying for me to learn new tricks, especially on my own. Like a decent amount of them, I learned by just messing around in free roam and seeing what stuck. It’s the creativity I’ve always enjoyed in learning game mechanics

I’m not even lying when I say this but I’ve genuinely had more fun with the SNES tracks than a lot of CrossWorlds’ tracks

Okay so it's cool if you play absolutely nothing else and put hundreds of hours in practicing psychotically precise parkour shit that has no business being in any casual racing game. Most people are normal dude they're not doing this sweaty shit it's fucking Mario Kart.

Dude I hardly play this game nowadays for more than a few hours each week max, and still could learn this stuff.

Gee I wonder why you hardly play it tho? Maybe it's because it's bad lmao.

It’s cause I’ve been playing botw for the first time, been loving the hell out of that game. But yea taking breaks to play other stuff, doesn’t stop me from loving it

BotW is okay but you should play a real Zelda game if you haven't.

Idk I just wanted to play it and been having a lotta fun lol. I plan to play more of the series later tho

Word yeah no BotW is cool it's just very different. I usually tell people to start with ALttP or OoT or something. Definitely wait to play TotK like don't play that right after BotW or it might burn you out lol.

honestly even if theres straight lines the items and the players make the game more chaotic so you won't even notice 😭

Ironically you explained why I don’t think the chaos and gameplay isn’t the issue with routes, it’s usually the fact bagging is so heavily boosted with routes and it being harder to create a lead for first I do agree tho I still have loads of fun

> trying to disprove "straight line simulator" > actively tries to take as few turns as possible make it make sense

ah yes and totally doing nothing through those turns

So if you are not a pro or put 500hrs into the game is Straight line simulator: the game.

I mean you don't need to be that good or anything, there's tutorials and stuff you can look up, or hell for me, I learned stuff on my own by just trying stuff out

I love how you’re trying to make a point in time trials… everyone loves the actual tracks. No one is complaining about the 3 lap tracks. Were complaining about forced intermission tracks where we have to race from one map to another.

Why are we being obtuse? They’re obviously talking about the long unnecessary routes to each course which are at some level unavoidable, specifically online, not 3 lap time trials???

Issue only applies to some routes which all can't be winners but the new snes levels looks pretty neat and actually fixed part of the issue I had(certain layouts being locked away to routes like MC 1,2 3) and added more snes stages then I expected

these aren't even real tracks lmao. Completely ignoring how the main mode makes you do 2/3 of the race on straight lines and half of them are covered in shitty water segments

i once again believe that people who say "MKW is just straight lines" should also believe 3-laps are just circles

Anyone who says they don't like Mario Kart World or Zelda TOTK can just be ignored for the rest of their life, they have nothing to add to any conversation

oh boy i love playing time trials online

I mean he’s right it is a straight line, since you went through it

The tracks are fine, the issue is the intermissions

Using the track designs lifted from Super Mario Kart instead of an actual track from the game

I mean I have before, I just wanted to show the tracks I’ve currently been playing, here’s my rusty ass warios shipyard gameplay

You’d think people would glaze the shit out of this game the same way they glaze mkwii by the pure chaotic feel and absurd amount of shortcuts

I like how this clip perfectly showcases why this is the worst mario kart ever

I mean the grand prixs, online, and VS random are pretty bad

Everything you skipped was a hard 90 degree angle with no verticality. There’s push back on MKW because there’s merit to it and it can be proven.

I mean there’s more examples of cuts to do, I just did this one cause it was the most recent one I played cause the update

that's not where that criticism lies the criticism is with the intermission tracks

ok but thats time trial, playing the main game or online with ppl your racing in straight highways just to do 1 lap of a track, thats not fun and to attempt to make it fun your trying to trick on random things to do something

Mario kart world was a mistake.

You re just proving his point. Had to start a newly added snes track and jump everywhere around to show its not a straight line game.

Those jumps and lines are all planned out to get the fastest route. Also here’s another base game one

Great gameplay, exposing all the frauds in the replies.

This game is more like "Sonic fangame where you fly over half the level but you go through a Sonic Forces level in between them" than anything

The odds of this track appearing in an online race are extremely slim.

I wish these snes tracks had the remixes for them when you selected them. Idk if ghost valley has one but pretty sure the others do.

It still doesn't erase the fact it's 90% a straight line simulator

COOK EM

I could never do this because I love my mini-turbos too much

No Tine Trial tu consegue fazer isso Mas quando quiser jogar uma copa com os amigos se contente com uma linha reta E no Online reze a Deus para não cair em alguma linha reta pq o jogo insiste em enfiar isso goela à baixo

There are no obstacles?