Ain't nobody got time for Dat.

If Catturd was a cop.

Tell me your jealous without telling me you're jealous.

I hope he sues the shit out of you. @catturd2

Why’s he staring at people’s crotches?

There is a security breach at Los Pantelones

I will make fun of anyone who wears one of those.

Happy Canyon/Pendleton round up is the best! Always a good time to be had!

He used casteist slur against the cop and the cop started punching him 😳

I would ask for badge number. I don’t like this short prick . Yuck . With the fishing light. Don’t touch me don’t talk to me pig

Holy shit, that cop is my friend Daniel!

WTH?😂😂😂😂

Got pulled over @3John1verse4

Giving weapons to everybody but he gets a warning for an open zipper? 🤦🏻

we got you covered

Still he will not get an increase in salary

Thats my buddy Dan lmao

Typical meat gazing cop.

Hahaha 😂

Should we swap the snake for a penis on the "don't tread on me" flags? 🤔

this is my job

SAFETY

😂

😂😂

lol

His partner is the tunnel cop

I’ve never seen body lights 😂

WEE ooo WEE ooo WEE ooo

You gotta keep the barn door closed otherwise the horse can run away!

He would have been helpful to me if he had been working Terminal 7 security at LAX last Friday.

meat gazer