Airport fun fact…

I went through TSA in Boston and moved in the scanner and 😳. The agent should have bought me dinner and drinks before the “search”.

Even with Precheck, and carefully dressing to make sure I have nothing metal on me, I still get "randomly" selected for enhanced screening all too often. Last time I was told I needed to be patted down to make sure there was nothing hidden in my skin tight leggings. 😲 Ma'am... you can see the outline of my boarding pass in the side pocket. Just what do you think I could possibly be hiding?

Here’s a little TSA fun fact, neither them or the patriot rat would be nessassary in a free country of the Machiavellian assholes that planed the entrapment were held accountable for fucking up everyone’s future…don’t forget to be secure in your documents and real ID

Screener: Take off your belt. Me: Buckle is plastic. Screecher: TAKE OFF YOUR BELT!!!

And THAT’s a violation. 😂

Been there, done that. Handsy to say the least.

And yet they can’t find important shit

Well, some people will pay good money for that hands-on treatment. Thanks for the tip!

Is the wife going to require a body cavity search 🫣🤣