Alastair and Rory reveal their biggest regrets

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Personally, were I Mr Campbell, I'd regret the Iraqi children my lies helped burn to death more than not making time for my family. Adam Smith may well have been right that a man would more sincerely regret the loss of a toe than the deaths of a hundred million people in China.

@RoryStewartUK Also regret not tidying up the pictures we haven’t hung yet. Bit messy behind me

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Waiting for the usual pile-on from the one trick ponies who bore everyone to death with their usual shouts of Iraq and being a Tory but these two guys provide one of the top Podcasts out there, always insightful and presented in good grace

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Being a mass murderer must surely be near the top

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Try not to think about election night but occasionally a vision of the worst people in the UK screeching like a murder of evil birds escapes the subconscious and @campbellclaret plays a funeral dirge on the bagpipes.

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Dr Kelly disagrees.

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Not the Iraq war? Jesus christ man you really are beyond contempt

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Nothing about Dr Kel;y, the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens, or the 179 soldiers You could cut his narcissism with a spoon

@campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK Yes but @RoryStewartUK were you really ever taught at Eton how to treat girlfriends properly?