Alex Jones explains the Star Wars prequels

"Little aliens with Chinese accents" "Na-boo, small planet" So many great quotes in this 3 minute gem

It probably kills Lucas inside that the only one who got his movie was Alex Jones.

Ok but how did Jedi temple Building 7 burned down? Palpatine only attacked the twin temples And what about the dancing trade federation guys?

He’s waiting

I love how he pauses to narrate along to the questions you’re inevitably asking your self “Chinese accents? Really Alex?” And this mf stops his rant to say “yes Chinese accents little green guys in space”

I NEED this clip to be edited to make it like Star Wars Alex Jones (Aless Geons?) is revealing the truth about the rise of the Empire

Alex Jones has been right more than I thought I'd ever care to admit. Especially with the 9/11 prediction stuff. Offputting.

"a little known senator from nah-BOO, small planet"

I need to get his voice for a my GPS.

Just in case someone needs it some day

Honestly probably the best run down if you wanna know what happened in the prequels 😂

Why is this a real thing?

Ngl he cooked with this one

Not sure whether to be impressed by the accuracy of this summary, horrified that I’m agreeing with Alex Jones, or offended that not only did he not mention the clones (who gave EVERYTHING for the republic and got spat on for it) but he actually dared to call them stormtroopers!

Crazy

I just don’t understand why we haven’t learned from these events over and over again happening a long time ago far far away

Child level ideas, CHILDDDDD level ideas

after just watching @HarryLotusEater and @AcademicAgent_X defend the Prequels, I think this serious take of the films should be discussed, as well as other sensible criticisms from people like AM for a second round, now that the ankle biters have been throughly BTFO'd!

So Jedis are Muslims ?

C'est la plus grande analyse que j'ai jamais entendu

@johnowen345

But why is there a giant cartoon rabbit making fart jokes? Explain that one, Alex Jones!

@SadgeJefferspin

@RealAlexJones Wrongly, probably.

Great to have it explained. If the prequels were any good I would have watched them multiple times and figured this out, but I lost interest right away viewing Jar Jar Binks.

@lthomasnews