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adario backus ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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All jokes aside. Marriage licenses should expire. America would be a much happier place.

Rock Paper Sizzle ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ’ช Merica, we're taking it back. ๐Ÿ’ฏ You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. โœ… T's for Trump here:

JDK ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Let me check my expiration date ๐Ÿง

Qlue_1st ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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โ€œThe ring is yours โ€˜til Mondayโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Jay Kelley ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Expand this into a 22 minute comedy pilot. We can pitch this to Amazon. Funny...

Lee S. ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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I think Iโ€™ve outgrown scripted sketches on social media. And if the marriage license did expire then that means you go back to engaged or even dating not single. Duh.

Edmond Hunter ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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@Igottafigh64510 ๐Ÿ˜‚ A skit but still funny

๐Ÿ’š T!FF$ ๐Ÿซฆ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Screaaaaaaming...he cut her plans short real quick ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ single for 2 days boy ctfu!!!

R J ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Ring on the right hand is nuts

Vance ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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They are actually the ONLY licenses that DONT expire!๐Ÿคฃ Played a similar prank on my second wifeโ€ฆ The look of โ€œreliefโ€ that she had told it all..๐Ÿคจ Iโ€™ve been married THRICE ๐Ÿ˜‰

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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