Alpha male of the week 🏆

this is the logical response to women booking dates for free dinners.

He was either White with a non, or a non with a non. Either way, he’s a fahget.

use that OF money honey to pay for your first date ever

Nah- an alpha male would be like “I don’t see this working… we are splitting the bill and I’m out” Decisive, commanding, clear.

Shit, it would have been cold as hell if she pulled out some hundreds and it was those fake Trump 100 dollar bills that you get off eBay. I like to leave em around everywhere and fool people when they think they found a C note.

Your high pitch voice says Jewish

That’s beta

Peaking!

New idea that I will be using dudes a stud 😂

No just settle your portion of the bill with the wait staff