Always get your duck ready first

all fun and games with an indoor duck until it drops a big wet load on your handwoven etsy rug

Wait a minute... Don't they sh*t like camels??? I have chickens, and they sh*t like camels. I can only assume that ducks aren't much better. That in mind, isn't having one in your bed a little... Gross? Don't get me wrong, I f-ing adore my flock, and I've done some pretty amazing things to ensure their happiness and comfort. And as cute as this seems, isn't it taking it a wee bit far?

So dumb. Ducks will crap anywhere at anytime. Whenever their body has crap available to be expelled, it will be expelled no matter where they are or what they’re doing. And it cannot be trained out of them.

I love duck.💜

@SingingTara

This is why it takes me so long to go anywhere @Argenrost

Now I want one!

We had ducks when I was little. They are fun to raise. They grow quick. Chickens, not so much.

Dear autocorrect. It’s never “duck”. Never!

Why??? 😵‍💫

I would like to be a duck mum please 🥹

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She did not take a shower