Am I ready for the call up England Cricket?

Ok, maybe it’s too late for me, but there are thousands of kids who could be the Jimmy Anderson or Heather Knight of tomorrow. That’s why we’re investing in the next generation:

@englandcricket Good to see you living your best life before you lose your job in a few months.

@englandcricket You’ve got about as much chance as being re-elected as PM, call an election

@englandcricket Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Twitter … In better news, I cringed so hard that I no longer have sciatica or tinnitus.

@englandcricket Hmmmm, don't see Cricket on your 5 point plan... 🤔 - Halving inflation - Growing the economy - Reducing debt - Cutting NHS waiting lists - Stopping small boats

@englandcricket Didn't you sell off a shitload load of sports fields? Keeping cricket for the elite!

@englandcricket I don't like cricket. 😒 I like that game where we put an X on a piece of paper and the put the paper in a special box. 😏 I think it's called a general election. 🤔 It's a good game... you should try it some time. 🤨

@englandcricket And we are ready for you call up the king and call for the election..

@englandcricket Fucking state of you lad! Call an election and put us out of our fucking misery! #ToryScumOut #SunakIsACunt #GeneralElectionN0W

@englandcricket The harder he tries, the harder he falls!