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Purple Ali7 months ago

Can we use your fanny as a bomb shelter?

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

@jimmystarmer No we're using your birds

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Dyl7 months ago

Equal rights and all that. Get your camo on you’re going in the trenches

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

You belong in the trenches you incel prick

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Dyl7 months ago

Hahahaha at least you didn’t let it bother you

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Ironic

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Dyl7 months ago

Is it?

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Yeah considering I've no clue who you are but you've been cryin in my comments for years

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Dyl7 months ago

Yeah in absolute tears lad

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Can tell

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Gary897 months ago

Respectfully!!! Take the filter off your phone you brute

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

There's a million vids of me in line with no filter you thick cunt

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Gary897 months ago

Hit a nerve?😂😂😂 you’ve a lot of confidence for woman shaped like a minion.

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i Slayer7 months ago

Women like you can go! No wonder men are going to restaurant alone. Does she ever shut her cake hole?

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Who are you

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i Slayer7 months ago

😝

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Sherwoodisms7 months ago

That twitchy hand just screams ‘bad cocaine’.

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

It's 2pm on a Tuesday mate

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Psycho paul7 months ago

Those same exact men are the ones funding your life Carly so no more skiing in the alps for you love

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Damn

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Psycho paul7 months ago

I heard butlins minehead is lovely this time of year

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FloydThom7 months ago

I honestly think we’ll start with sending all the over 45s with onlyfans accounts on the front line..

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

I'm alright then

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Pokemindex7 months ago

Wars are predominately won by drones being remotely controlled by nerds nowadays, not tattooed blokes in bunkers.

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Phew

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Steven7 months ago

Yer first mistake was saying men on tiktok wit proper grown man sits on tiktok?

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

True

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Literally 😂

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Darren Baker7 months ago

@TristanGHill With him with clash royale

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

@TristanGHill I dunno what that means haha

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JB7 months ago

Us older lads will have to sort job out.

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Depending on you hun

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Case7 months ago

I think you should volunteer to go first. Show these men how it’s done 👍

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yo7 months ago

Nobody the same age as you speaks with a voice that fake

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

A tiny little 5 foot girl what do you want me to sound like? A man ? It's my fuckin voice ya freak

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yo7 months ago

Tiny 😂

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

I'm 5 foot and 7 stone look at any pics of me next to anyone else . I'm tiny in real life . Hope that helps

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Adam Donoghue7 months ago

Mad looking yoke

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Huh ?

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itsStephen-official7 months ago

Why are you so twitchy.

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Scared of a war hun

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itsStephen-official7 months ago

No you’re not..

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

I know, it was sarcasm

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…7 months ago

Which men are doing TikTok’s of how brave they are to go to restaurants??? wtf are you waffling about love💀

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

The one that went viral the other day hun

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Lj7 months ago

Well women are strong and independent now and don’t need men right? So I guess you’re sending you guys

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Guess so

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brandon7 months ago

i’d just put it daughter on the front line because if she’s anything like her mum she’d shag us to victory

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Talking about someone's kid . Your hard

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Brandon7 months ago

@Brandon89612504 The man you’re going after for doing TikTok’s of him going to the restaurant alone is somebody’s kid btw

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

@Brandon89612504 Yea that's the same

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brandon7 months ago

@bwfcbrandon what about all the videos where you talking about a specific/certain type of man? that’s someone’s kid aswell u mong

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

@bwfcbrandon Im crying 😂😂😂😂😂

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brandon7 months ago

@bwfcbrandon ahahaha me too

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mrwolf7 months ago

Decent rage/interaction bate this. Can't fault it.

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emma7 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 true

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Charles Mcaree7 months ago

She says ironically while composing a TikTok!

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

It's completely different context hun

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Gary Barrett7 months ago

We will send the women as most want a good fight anyway 😉

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The Adventures of Lavender7 months ago

We'll send all the social media feminist narcissists like yourself 😉

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

If you new me personally you would no I'm far from a narcissist. You however are a racist hiding behind a pic of a cat .it doesn't get much worse

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The Goodfella 🇬🇧7 months ago

We’ll send the women cos they want equality and all that.

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Ste 047 months ago

We will have an army of half men and half men that identify as toasters and kettles or whatever pro nouns they choose to use that day

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

😂😂

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Phil7 months ago

Can’t wait to get blown up by a remote control car 5 minutes after landing 😂

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what?7 months ago

I ain’t going to war I got a skin routine

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4inarow47 months ago

Send you with your 2 big bazookas

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Jade Ryan7 months ago

People like my daughter unfortunately 🤦‍♀️xxxx

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😭

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MagnumPi7 months ago

Nope !

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𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐥𝐨 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫7 months ago

she may be a hoe but shes talking sense for once

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

Thanks I guess 😂

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𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐥𝐨 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫7 months ago

respect for taking it well 👏🤣

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GaryLiverpoolfc7 months ago

War doesn't need people on the ground it's all Drones and missiles. An emp on uk for example knocks electricity off. Supermarkets have no found after 3 days and the food would be stolen no tills working. Then we start killing each other for food. So simple

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Clip Galaxy7 months ago

I’ll go to war for you Carly Pops

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John7 months ago

Is this exactly what women wanted?? Seem to remember the words male toxicity… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

What ?

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John7 months ago

Women have complained about male or masculine toxicity for the last few years. Like being a man was a problem. Now you’re saying “men” are posting TikTok’s about being brave for eating alone so imagine we went to war… use can’t have it both ways. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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Carly Johnson7 months ago

I never complained about that

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John7 months ago

I’m not saying you personally. I’m saying in general… the world has been trying to push the narrative that being a man or masculine is a problem. But soon as a war kicks off people wonder where all the men are. They’re gonna be hiding under a table posting TikTok’s… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Andy Yates7 months ago

And no you're not wrong 💯