America!! 😂

Surprised the National anthem didn't play when he finished

That's right baby

I did not have Star Lord retiring from the Guardians of the Galaxy to narrate and make bird porn on my bingo card but here we are....

Nice !!! Eagle Porn 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

My bad, didn't know you all were watching.

What a great comeback story. 😂

"He's standing on her"...

"Did you yell America?"

SW Florida bald eagle 🇺🇸🦅

@big_killa_ @prattprattpratt has creepy Bald Eagle orgies at his swank Hollywood mansion.

“Oh it’s standing on him… wait are they… ohhhh” 🤣🤣🤣

everyone loves a good comeback story

If this tree is a rockin, don’t come a knockin

The American way… 🇺🇸😂

Reminds me of the Kim K video

More like America just got shitted on!

Are you sure you are legally allowed to post this without a "National Geographic" watermark? I really don't appreciate you making me cough up water through my nose. I can't possibly imagine a better tweet for the 4th of July though. 💀<3

@prattprattpratt Lemme drop some science on you on what happened here. Also, MERCA!

Nobody else is gonna mention that massive dump Miss America just took or the fact that Eagle Kneival took that as the signal to turn that tree into an uncensored ‘87 waterbed clearance commercial.

When a mommy and a daddy eagle love each other very much.....

I once fed an egg mcmuffin to a bald eagle - true story.

Nothing says "sexy time" like dumping a massive shit.

Did they just do it? Never knew how that worked!

This is how states are made.

Yes she has to clear the way, it's mating season now! Many babies bird are born at this season 💖😁 God creations are beautiful! 🐦 🕊️

That was short.

Future is bright 🦅

Chris Pratt is my Captain! #America

LOL😂😂

"Babe, it's America's 250th, we've got to go 249 more times, which based on that encounter will only take another 5 minutes. Let's do it for our country!"