America…. #THEMACHINE IS BACK!!!

It’s time to put a shirt on! 😂😂 You’re too old for this schtick. #ChineseSpyBallon

My son is a huge fan! Going to try and go to the Cleveland show.

No TX dates???

Love you Bert. Unfortunately $300 to see you is just so out of reach for a lot of us. Glad you're killing it though.

Where are the bodies Bert? 🤯

imagine waking up and deciding to get a babysitter, dinner, driving to an arena and paying for parking & tickets..to sit in an arena to watch a tv screen for 2 hours for 800 dollars. Not to mention you are watching a show of half baked, made up stories. Make better decisions

Texas??

Welcome Back Butt...I mean Bert.

Dude!

Why do you hate Seattle Bert?