American’s First Time In Germany!😂🇩🇪

Germans will say something lasts a thousand years and it ends up lasting 12. IYKYK

To be fair, the old houses in Europe with 1m thick walls are unusable and unlivable and only decrease the value of the property

Me when I use my first German toilet:

In Southern Africa we all respect the quality of German engineering but watching Germany tear itself from within with anti entrepreneurial policies is heartbreaking for a young African man that admires German engineering 💔

What about AC? :D

Houses are built out of wood because we have tornadoes

It hurts me to admit I reacted similarly, lol. Also no garbage disposals, and you don't say Number 1 or 2. You say big or little, which makes your toilet buttons make more sense. Oh, and all the cashiers sitting down was new. And the light going yellow before green warning.

W Europie nie chodzimy w czapce po domu. To samo dotyczy restauracji i jedzenia. Z szacunku

This is totally inaccurate. All that would really happen is that they just tell him to fuck off back to where he came from. Americans aren’t welcome anywhere but America and Russia.

Yeah, I somehow miss the built-in closets. The walls are awesome, though.

El perro mordisqueando el calcetín de fondo…

wait till he sees the toilet

Stuff like this gives rise to the derision "Europoor"

Go Green

Oh, and housing is expensive, electricity is expensive—did I forget anything else?

I promise you we would never do that for a wall...it looks normal, and people dry their clothes outside here too? You can build and buy a closet too lol