& it’s not down the back of the sofa ‼️🤣🤣

Lucky dip anyone ‼️🤣

'I knew you were sitting on the remote'

If you cough twice you get Telimondo 🤣

Fucks sake

I was told a story once by a A&E nurse about a gentleman who had Buzz light year stuck up his rectum and unfortunately the wings open while up there 😫

That’s not remotely funny at all

Poor man’s Neuralink…🤣

Like the old saying goes “well if it we’re up your ass you’d know”

Now that right there is a control freak... 🤣🤣🤣