An American cannot contain his excitement after finally getting a passport. You’ll never guess where he's going first.

We need to divert these people's flights to like, Djibouti or something. Set up a hangar that's the Japan equivalent of The Wonka Experience with some shabby inflatable Pikachus and Pocky, maybe some week-old sushi, then send them home.

To be fair, he might be a little eccentric but that doesn't mean he's goona pull a Logan Paul or Johnny Somali the most he might do it attraction stares like this meme about weebs

That needs a one way ticket to the nearest asylum.

We are not sending our best.

🇺🇸 Put America First! 💯 We have the best chance with Trump & Vance. ✅ Wear it Proudly here:

I will say it again. Japan needs to close its doors…

Praying for a strong yen.

what passport did he get? republic of baka?