An apology. #sizetwitter #giantess

Was worried that we were dealing with an imposter for a minute... 😅 Now let's see how many tinies I can convince into believing your home is a safe zone 🤭

Please don't - I only just mopped the floor.

I would've fallen for it,If I wasn't the master of april fools,keep on stompin' queen

Or slapping!

Second april fools I fell for today...

This is absolutely glorious 🤣

I guess calendars don't come in itty bitty size...

To be fair, a normal sized calendar would be unmissable.

You tell us to stay away but sometimes it sounds like you WANT to keep crushing us 😅

No, seriously. Stay out of my house. Have you any idea how embarrassing it is to have my friends over for dinner and realise my house is infested!? Having you gross little things around reflects badly on me.